06.13.04 5:51 pm
simply stated, dont be this:

I'm going to reiterate a list I created a couple years ago for those of you who still meet the criteria of the following (original entry here):

You know youre immature when...

    youre idea of a romantic date consists of making out on your bed with KoRn blaring in the background

    You think its fun to snap girl's bras

    The score is six to nine and you yell out, "Haha!! Sixty-nine!" and everyone laughs

    You use the word boobies on a regular basis

    One of your favorite things to do is draw smiley faces on the rear-end of all your kid sister's barbie dolls

    The phrase, "dont try this at home" is simply gibberish to you

    Upon meeting females, one of the first questions you ask her is, "Are you a virgin?" (this happend to me yesterday..ugh)

    Beating up girls is your idea of flirting

    You enjoy drawing pictures of stick figures engaging in various sex acts, and you show them off proudly to your friends

    Youre mom still has to point out, "that's not a toy".

    You think youre impressing girls by informing them on where, and how many times you have had sex

    Your favorite topic to discuss with your friends while you eat is masturbation

    When you watch movies, you find yourself often pressing pause on the VCR to get a good look at a woman's breasts

    You still think its fun to "pants" your buddies

    Youre dating someone thats 4 years (or less) your senior

    You get a kick out of driving around subdivisions recklessly and yelling out cat calls to all the ladies outside

    Mooning people is something you do on a regular basis

Please make a note of it.


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