about me
- J, to the M-E
- I am a twenty-something female with a simple plan - I want to be everyone's boss and make enough money to purchase my dream car, a CL600 so I can be the bitch everyone hates on the expressway. I have a 100% Italian boyfriend named Tony, who taught me to rate Italian restaurants by their cannolis. I cringe at the sight of "ravers" now because they remind me of high-school and my long lasting hate for the world. Since then I have wisened up...I am a tough cookie to crack - hard to please and hard on the knees. I tell white lies to keep my ass out of trouble. I miss saturday morning cartoons and when prizes came in cereal boxes. I think money can buy happiness (or at least buy things to provide happiness) and along with my business degree, I am minoring in the arts so one day I will blow Martha Stewart out of the water. Call me textually frustrated. Sometimes I like my job in mortgaging, others not so much. I am emotionally attached to my cell phone, I drive a black 2003 Grand Am GT1 Coupe, I have blonde hair and I can scream louder than you.
- Guilty pleasures: chocolate chip cookies, Blind Date, kissing, driving too fast, people watching, getting the last word, R & B music, and shopping.
Stuff in my wallet right now:
- Driver's license
- Vanessa's MaryKay business card
- Social Security Card
- Birth Certificate
- TONS of reciepts
- Registration & Insurance for car
- School ID
- CVS giftcard with about $2 on it
- Bank Card
- My car salesman's business card
- Library Card
- Medical Rx ID card
- $8 cash
- Burger King reciept for a free shake because I was ticket #26B7 d- t- k s+ u-- f i o x-- e+ l+ c-