Huh? DiaryLand? I don't get it, explain!

So you've seen the site, but you're asking "What IS DiaryLand anyway? I don't get it!". Well here's is the basic rundown:

DiaryLand is a place where you can get your own online diary, that you can update super-easily just using your web browser!

"Ooh, now I get it! So that's all that DiaryLand is? Cool!"

  Thanks! Even though you're a hypothetical person that's nice to hear! But yeah, that's the deal. You can set up your own diary which you can make private or public. If you want to keep it private you can even password protect it so only the people you give the password can use it!

"Hey that sounds pretty neat! Do I get anything else?"

  More? You want MORE? Okay FINE, but only because we love you! When you sign up with us you get a really cool address for your diary, that looks like: your-name.diaryland.com ! If you've ever gotten a free web page from some place that gives you a long stupid url (not to mention sticking annoying pop-up ads and banners all over your site!) with a whole bunch of slashes and whatnot don't worry, we're not like that. We want your diary to be as cool as you want it to be!

"Neat! Mmm, but I want more. Gimme more Diaryland, gimme more!"

  Sigh, a website's work is never done! Okay, you'll also get an email address of yourname@diaryland.com as well when you sign up! Any mail to that address will go straight to your real email address, so you don't have to give out your real email address on your page if you don't want to.

"Okay, this sounds fun, I'm in! Where do I sign up?"

Just click right here! The signup procedure is pretty quick and painless, and once you're signed up you'll be able to start adding stuff to your diary right away!