9:56 p.m.weirdos!Someone once told me a few years back that the longer your first morning pee lasts, the better your day will be.
Which is almost as bad as the girl who was convinced that the color of your bar soap had everything to do with your personality.
I have concluded at this point that there's something about me that, hands down, intensely attracts the weirdest of the weirdos...I mean, not that I'm weird, or anything..no?
