02.10.03 2:46 pm
name a star my ass

For that special someone on Valentine's Day, naming a star after them is truly a timeless way to share your love.

Or even better, you can give them a dozen personalized Jones soda's!

I mean, with these keepsake methods of confessing your undying devotion, who needs flowers, cards & love letters? < /sarcasm>

If for some reason you seriously consider naming a star, you might want to read this first. To anyone who has already thrown money down towards anything like this, I'm sorry.