03.10.03 12:32 pm
cereal killers

Why is it that my breakfast (cereal) no longer comes with surprises in the box for me to dump into my milk by accident, but toothpaste comes with stuff (it's not just Crest or Colgate anymore, but Crest-with-Baking-Soda or Crest-with-Extra-Whitening)?

I want my prizes back, dammit.