05.06.03 11:55 am
list of how-to's

How-To books I'd like to see published (but would never purchase):

• How Not to be a Tool by Carson Daly
  
• Advanced Childcare Tips - The Act of Anonymous Parenting by Michael Jackson
  
• Makeovers & Beauty Tips by Marilyn Manson
  
• How to Live The Quiet Life After a Presidential Scandal by Monica Lewinsky
  
• How To Sleep At Work and Not Get Caught by My Supervisor.

List made by me.