boobie branderBras need to have warning labels on them for those of us who aren't aware of the possible damage of which the underwire things may induce. Get a little rough with one and WATCH OUT! the wire from hell will gouge you in the boob when you're least expecting it. They're sneaky devils, all right.
See, I must have been getting too rowdy today because mine majically morphed from being a pretty pink bra with bows to a deadly bastard bra with spikes. No joke.
Someone should write a letter.