hm, so howd I get MINE?When I was little, some butthole told me (well not a butthole literally but rather a stupid kid I like to think of as a butthole) that if you drink milk with ice cubes in it, you'll get freckles.
Wtf.
On second thought, let's omit the part about the little boy and just pretend it was a butthole that told me this. It's way funnier that way.