11.28.03 12:56 pm
The ones to live by

The 86 Rules of Boozing (see also: Bar Signs). Some of my favorites:

11. Unacceptable things to say after doing a shot: Great, now I�m going to get drunk. I hate shots. It�s coming back up.
21. Our parents were better drinkers than we are.
67. Never ask a bartender �what's good tonight?� They do not fly in the scotch fresh from the coast every morning.
68. If there is a line for drinks, get your goddamn drink and step the hell away from the bar.

Good times, good times.