11.05.04 4:59 pm
costume gone wrong...so wrong.

Oh geeze do I have the Best/Worst Costume EVER to share with you!

Unbeknowest to the cute kid wearing the attire, any normal person may assume that this grey/pink outfit is supposed to adorn a child as an Elephant.

But oh, no...this, my friends, is a dickhead. Why is this a dickhead? Let me ask you this:

- since when do elephants have a scrotum under their trunk?

-since when do elephants have a patch of fur just above their trunk that resembles pubic hair?

- since when is an elephant trunk 6 inches long and fully erect?

Somewhere in a tiawanese costume making factory, a small man is laughing his ass off picturing american mothers proudly parading around little dickhead babies.

Come to think of it, the kid looks like he's not so sure about the whole costume thing, either.

I hope the parents of this kid save this captured moment for the day he starts dating.