01.07.03 5:03 pm
I have figured it out.

I don't know nothin 'bout nothin (including grammar, apparently), but I know that I am definitely going to a four-year college this fall. I can't stand this community-college (or should I say, Higher-High School) nonsense any longer.

Then when I get all my student loans, I'll cash in the amount I need for classes and pocket the rest.

Yes, you heard me.

Because then I won't have to work anymore, either..well maybe just a little for alcohol money, of course.

Eat that! Err...drink that, rather.