"you did WHAT?"Seriously now, how much fun is it to watch your boss [read: someone who is early when you're late and late when you're early] get chewed out by his boss?
It's verrrry satisfying. You should really try it.
Now I'm all, "Sucks to be youuuuu!" (of course I don't say that, unless want to be chewed as well. I like my head the way it is, thanks)