I'm a stinker..I know.I wish I could go back to my senior year in high school (ONLY for one day..one, being the *last* one) so I could pull a senior prank on that bitchrag excuse for a school...
I'd get three pigs, grease them up (for spite), and let them loose in the hallways during passing time.
Imagine people's expressions when they see a bunch of greased up hogs squealing and charging towards them.
Wouldn't it be GREAT!
-Oh, and I'd use a black magic marker to label them 1, 2, and 4 on their sides...you know, so everyone will wonder where #3 ran off to.