..girls had to wear a scarlet P on their forehead during their period.

..you got a charlie horse every time you sneezed.

.. when you masturbate your hand stays stuck to your genitals. For 24 hours.

..your face really does get stuck if you make a weird face for too long.

..farts were not transparent.

..your bra had a laughing fit every time you tried to put it on.

..it rains everytime you wash your car. Oh wait, that already happens.

..your earlobes wiggled everytime you told a lie.