01.27.03 11:20 am
yo-ho-ho & a bottle of Rum

Daily dose of Intellectual-ness -

Me: ...who says spouse anyway? Spouse sounds like a hose attachment. It's like 'mate'.
He: Well you are my mate as far as I'm concerned
Me: Which makes me think of you with a peg-leg and a parrot. And an eye patch.
He: Argh matey!
Me: Me pirate boyfriend.