06.11.03 2:15 pm
stupid shit I saw in "ppl's" diaries PART II

(Go here for PART I)
• "I'm goin' to heck, aren't I?"
  You're goin' to get there even faster if you keep using that damned phrase.

• "That's the whole kitten caboodle"
  This is just a wild guess, but I'll bet this person loves "kitties", too.

• "I think it was just a pigment of my imagination"
  Yep, you're blonde.

• "So I thought, what the hey?"
  Guess what? You're going to "heck" along with asshead at the top.

Wow, all these intellectually stimulating reads are overloading my brains.